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September 20, 2010

Through A Plate Glass Window

Posted in English,ER Stories          

Mike shared a story about a kid that came in drunk one night with several other young people. One girl had been punched in the face and so had another boy. They were okay.

The young man Mike treated said he had been wrestling and “fell” through a plate glass window.

He had bad cuts into his elbow and on his arm and hand.

A physician’s assistant stitched up the bad cut on the elbow, then Mike went to work on the hand. He discovered that the kid had no feeling in a couple of his fingers, so he called the orthopedic surgeon to come check it out. They guessed that one of his main nerves had been severed, so they took him into surgery and reopened his elbow.

The doc said that he found the main nerve flapping around inside, but was able to reconnect it. Most the time those peripheral nerves will heal up and function again. I guess time will tell.

Moral of the story: No good thing comes from abuse of alcohol.

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May 7, 2010

Bringing The ER Home

Mike had to put staples in our son Isaac‘s head the other night.

 

Isaac, 7 years old, was playing with his brother. They had covered some PVC pipe with a foam swim noodle.
Unfortunately, when it got thrown at Isaac’s head, the foam slipped down so the sharp end of the PVC gouged him just Read more…

December 6, 2009

The Joke’s on You Doc

Posted in ER Stories    

There’s a doctor that works with Mike in the ER, I won’t name any names, but I hear he’s a bit of a jokester; I’ll call him Doc #1. And there’s another doc that’s more serious, level-headed and conservative (he would never break the rules)-I’ll call him Doc #2.

One day the hospital was repaving the cement of the entrance to the ER. The job was finished, but the cement was still wet. Mike was working, and Doc #1 suggests they go out and etch their names into the soft concrete. Mike asked him if he was crazy.

Doc #1 continued to describe how fun it would be, trying to persuade Mike to join him, but to no avail.

A few days later, someone showed Mike a photo of the concrete. It ended up, Doc #1 had written the name of Doc #2 with the year 2009.

Doc #2 was fairly concerned when he heard that his name was etched in the concrete. He vehemently denied doing the dirty deed. What Doc #1 didn’t realize was there was a video surveillance camera at the entrance. It had recorded the whole act.

Some people started joshing Doc #1, telling him he was going to have to pay $1500 to get the patch of concrete repaved. Someone got a hospital administrator to write him a letter telling him he was going to be required to pay. Some people even got mad at the administrator, thinking he was going overboard…

Doc #1 finally figured out it was a big joke on him.

Moral of the story: Make sure the cameras are turned off when you’re going to play practical jokes, especially if you blame your actions on someone else (or maybe don’t do the deed in the first place–you may save yourself some grief).

December 2, 2009

The Toddler Who Was High

Posted in ER Stories      

One time Mike had a concerned, young mother bring her toddler who couldn’t walk, into the ER. The child appeared intoxicated, acting overly relaxed and woozy. The mother had no idea why.

Mike ran some tests. They came back positive for marijuana. And it wasn’t the level that a person might have from just breathing second-hand smoke. The tests showed a high amount, more than if the child had smoked it herself.

Mike told the mom and asked her how it could be so. She denied giving any to her daughter or smoking around her. She thought about it for a minute, and then explained that they lived in an apartment complex. It had a small park where she had taken her daughter to play that day.

Occasionally her daughter would put cigarette butts in her mouth, and that day she had. Mike felt that she was telling the truth. They came to the conclusion that the child had chewed on a joint long enough to ingest some of it.

Moral of the Story: Kids will put anything in their mouths. Be vigilant with young children in places that have lots of cigarette butts (or try to avoid allowing them in such places).

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